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Do You Want From Santa? https://kotaku.com/what-do-you-want-from-santa-5433659 Mine is a family raised on bad puns and inscrutable inside jokes. We deliberately corrupt words and then use them in conversation without batting an eye. For example, dinner might be “country-style snake.” Or, salmon is “slalom,” (and a big portion is “giant slalom.”) Chapstik, or any lip balm, is “lip blam.” The child in a Nativity scene is “LBJ,” short for “Lil’baby Jesus.”(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); [[link]] }); Sure, plenty of people call the housewares big box “Bloodbath and Beyond.” But to my brother and me, we buy hardware at “Home Despot.” And speaking of despots, who better to pretreat your laundry than h25 com สล็อต

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