Chinese Newspaper Believes The Onion, Really Thinks Kim Jong-un Is The Sexiest Man Alive

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

People’s Daily is China’s newspaper of record. It’s the paper of the Chinese Communist Party—a mouthpiece of the government. And today, it figured out that The Onion is not America’s newspaper of holy rummy record. If you’ve been on the internet since forever, you know that The Onion is a humor site

that satirizes the news. People’s Daily didn’t seem to know that when it ran a top story, stating that North Korea’s supreme leader—and fellow nerd like us—Kim Jong-un as the “The Onion‘s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012″. People’s Daily apparently confused People with The Onion. Sure, that happens all the time! As Twitter user Adam Minter showed, the snafu even made the People’s Daily front page (not sure if the story made its way into the print edition). China’s royally rummy

paper of record quoted this bit from The Onion: “With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile,” it said. “He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same rummy 365

time,” said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of The Onion Style and Entertainment. And boy is he ever sexy! He’s sexy when he’s looking at things, and he’s sexy when he’s on a horse. https://kotaku.com/north-koreas-new-dictator-looking-at-things-5877785 As website ShanghaiIst points out, People’s Daily showed off just how smexy Kim Jong-Un is with a fifty-five page gallery (FIFTY-FIVE) of the supreme leader. Here’s a sample: SO HOT. Of course, gamers will know that Kim Jong-Un was way sexier in the first-person shooter Homefront royally rummy when a professional actor played him. https://kotaku.com/north-korean-dictators-real-son-ready-to-spawn-homefron-5713284 This is like an Onion article that’s about an Onion article being turned into a real newspaper article. North Korea’s top leader named The Onion’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 [People’s Daily via ShanghaiIst] Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from rummy 365 Japan, Korea, China and beyond. Tune in every morning from 4am to 8am.

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